Look, all we want to do at Crappy’s is make you Feel Better. We don’t want to waste your time, or ours, trying to sell you something you don’t need. But we would like to take a moment and let you know that we do not sell CBD products. Sure, we use CBD in our products, but they are so much more than a CBD tablet. Our little tablets have more to offer than that, and out of respect for those little guys, we would like to give them the voice we think they deserve!
“I know I don’t seem like much. After all, I am just a tiny tablet in a big world of flashy gummy bears and giant bottles of tinctures (those things are massive. they must be at least 3 inches tall). I might be small, but like all underdogs, I have a lot on the inside. Let me level with ya - These guys and gals that made me are a bunch of nerds. Even though they named me Crappy’s Feel Better, I can tell you that they treat me right. They spent a lot of time figuring out how to make me special by putting the things inside me that make me a good tablet. Good people making good tablets to help good people Feel Better. They might not be good at naming things, but they are trying to do you and me a solid.”
“I do have CBD in me, but I have many more cannabinoids than that. I have CBG, CBN (those nerds are trying new cannabinoids all the time), and a lot of natural ingredients, including terpenes, that make me who I am and do what I do. You should hear them ramble on and on about using the right cannabinoids, mixed with just the right terpene blends to give you all the help you need. Apparently, my terpenes blends are the things that make me work better. I heard these nerds saying it’s the terpenes that make the cannabinoids work the way they do, and I need to have them just right. They also said other products don’t have these like I do. I like to think they blended all these things together so I can naturally help you Feel Better. That’s what they tell me and I can’t believe I can understand what they’re saying!”
“I also hear the nerds talk a lot about some technology they made that makes me work better because I am way more soluble. I pack a punch. In fact, I am the only chewable tablet that does what I do. In a world full of gummy bears and tinctures, I am a unique tablet that actually works. That makes ME Feel Better.”
“I would appreciate it if you would give me a chance. As I said, I know I am not very big. I know that I am not flashy. I do have a big, natural heart made of just the right stuff, in just the right amounts. All this little tablet needs is a chance to make you Feel Better. I just might surprise you. I have surprised lots of people. In fact, I don’t want to brag, but you should read some the things people are saying about me. Some people said I am the best hemp product they ever tried. Between you and me, sometimes I think these nerds around here might actually know what they’re doing, but, even if I could, I would never tell them. They would be unbearable.”